Unknown Reason Is:

 
 Tom Eddy -

    Drums, Percussion, Vocals, honks, and belches. Generally appears amused with the whole scene, and usually strives to distance himself from the rest of the band.

Mark Ostrander -

    Rhythm and Lead Guitars, Vocals, Harmonica, various disturbing faces and quizzical looks. Attracts all the women, (that's why we keep him around).               
 

Bill Lubinger -

Bass Guitar, Non-Vocals, Shoegazing. Not to be confused with the famous journalist

Scott Banham -  

   Rhythm and Lead Guitars, Vocals, and any other excruciating noises that get him noticed. Will play for food (or a nickel for that matter). 

 

Jeff Thompson

 Bass guitar and vocals. Founding member and current alternate.